GREG!

Greg comes back with a new bird who is Dorothy Branning's Gran who is 179 years old. Kim see's this and becomes JELOUS! Dot hates her gran and so does rose so the three of them invite her round for tea. They offer her some tea and biscuts but fill them with sleeping pills and they carry her into the boot. Dot calls "arthur can you help" and he replies "yes mrs B!" after the whole fiasco about her trying to eat him (you know what its about jess x). Dot asks arthur if he has a crate and he brings it they put her into the crate and drive to heathrow, they say its special delivary to mrs allybummy's sister Mrs Allybunnies they ship dots gran to africa and when they go home greg relises she is missing. Greg relises he is unlucky with women so becomes gay. He tries it on with his mate ian but he refuses cos he is in love with mandy so when max comes back he tries it on with him and max relises he will never have vanessa or tanya so he become gay too :)